Anonymous asked: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Did you hear about the huge party going on tonight? No? That is because you are the only one I am inviting to the party….. in my pants. ;)

Anonymous asked: That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

YESSSSSSSS! <3 <3 <3 <3 Anon, I am stealing this. I am using this. And if this gets me laid, you are my new favorite person :) 

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.





I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

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